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on March 19, 2013 at 18:13

Emmgar
Quote by ikillz0ne
so ur saying that u can't tell us how u been screwing urself with ur imaginary penis bcus there might b children reading? Well fuck the children just tell me already
Well we r in good terms but now that we r divorced I don't have to morally boost u anymore in other words u r on ur own
I'm just doing imaginary screwing. I do not want to go around putting ideas into the head of small children.

Oh, that's okay. I get all my moral boost from chocolate. Is that why you're divorcing me? Because I have lost a kilo since Christmas?
on March 19, 2013 at 18:14

Emmgar
Quote by -Silas-
I'm in love with my ipad.
Speaking as a true apple fangirl, I love mine to. I go to bed with it every night.
on March 19, 2013 at 18:17

-Silas-
Quote by Emmgar
Speaking as a true apple fangirl, I love mine to. I go to bed with it every night.
Do you make love with yours too?
on March 19, 2013 at 18:18

Emmgar
Quote by -Silas-
Do you make love with yours too?
Yeah, I have an app for that
on March 19, 2013 at 18:18

ikillz0ne
Quote by Emmgar
I'm just doing imaginary screwing. I do not want to go around putting ideas into the head of small children.

Oh, that's okay. I get all my moral boost from chocolate. Is that why you're divorcing me? Because I have lost a kilo since Christmas?
no I love chocolate too the reason y I'm divorcing u is bcus I think u r mentally ill u know sice u r screwing ur imaginary penis
on March 19, 2013 at 18:22

Emmgar
Quote by ikillz0ne
no I love chocolate too the reason y I'm divorcing u is bcus I think u r mentally ill u know sice u r screwing ur imaginary penis
So you just do not want to share your chocolate with me?
You're just jealous of my imaginary penis because it's bigger than yours. I just passed the mark where joking about my imaginary penis freaking me out to finding too darn funny
on March 19, 2013 at 18:24

imanga
I just got a blumkin!!
on March 19, 2013 at 18:25

-Silas-
Quote by imanga
I just got a blumkin!!
You know, I can tie a noose real good if you ever need help with killing yourself.
on March 19, 2013 at 18:26

imanga
Quote by -Silas-
You know, I can tie a noose real good if you ever need help with killing yourself.
Looks like someone has no idea what a blumkin is
on March 19, 2013 at 18:28

-Silas-
Quote by imanga
Looks like someone has no idea what a blumkin is
I got a spare bullet in a revolver if you need it.
on March 19, 2013 at 18:31

imanga
Quote by -Silas-
I got a spare bullet in a revolver if you need it.
Figures that a black man would have bullets
on March 19, 2013 at 18:40

-Silas-
Quote by imanga
Figures that a black man would have bullets
Damn bro that was whack.
on March 19, 2013 at 18:44

imanga
Quote by -Silas-
Damn bro that was whack.
It's not if it's true
on March 19, 2013 at 18:44

-Silas-
Manga the only thing I remember about you is you were crying like a bitch when pordi dumped you, which shocked me because she looked like kid rock in the face and had the body of a praying mantis
on March 19, 2013 at 18:47

-Silas-
Her tits looked like empty marble bags hanging from her chest and you would dream of suckin the powder out them shits from miles away.
on March 19, 2013 at 18:48

punk123
Ouch.
on March 19, 2013 at 18:51

imanga
Like I don't care about that cause I have moved on, and now I have a lovely wife and a beautiful little girl
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